Welcome back! Last time, Su enjoyed her afterlife, there was a snowman-building-contest which Sage won, and Affinity became a full-fledged Adult.
Leo: Why did you start the chapter off with this picture?
I don't know. I don't remember why I took it... Huh.
Anyway, Affinity seems perturbed by her sudden age.
Affinity: Hm...
Affinity: Hmm...
Looking for wrinkles doesn't help.
It's winter, so Zen going to school is picture-worthy!
All kinds of mixed messages go on down at the consignment store.
She still doesn't have what we want.
Affinity's midlife crisis is in full swing. Her first wish is for pizza.
Sage has detention somehow. She's a little trouble-maker!
The snowcone machine is very popular. And Affinity really looks like she's enjoying it!
Are you still alone at school?
Zen: I think my teacher is a werewolf.
A child! Get her, Zen!
Ooh, there's a teenage brother too.
Meanwhile we finally get a midlife-crisis-worthy wish.
From Su.
Zen does his best, but Beatrik or whatever her name is isn't very impressed with him.
Affinity: Love you, baby.
Aww
Serenity: Wuv you mommy!
<3
Zen tries to do his homework with Bea-something, but she ignores him and stands outside. So he goes into their rather nice house alone.
She fliiiies!
One'o'Wands loves the fish tank. He's there most days.
It's Leo's birthday!
He's a wee bit younger than Affinity.
Affinity: Woo! Go hubby!
Sage: Meh. Bored.
Affinity has no idea her husband and daughter don't get along.
Look who got a mid-life crisis!
Affinity still hasn't rolled any wants related to hers.
Which makes THIS particularly terrible.
Don't tempt me, Leo.
Denied (unless Affi rolls that wish too), he immediately sets out to bully Sage.
Leo: It's part of your responsibility to keep this house clean, young lady!
Sage: I was making more money than you when I was six!
Which is true, but not related.
Affinity rebels with her first actual midlife crisis want. At least she didn't go straight to divorce.
Hey Su! Where you been?
Su: This house is way too chaotic for me. Anyway, it's gift-giving day.
Whoo! Time to pretend we're all friends!
But first! Toddler spam!
Serenity: I'm done.
So cute <3
(I haven't done a toddlerspam yet, so I felt it would be okay at least once)
Oh, wait, there's more toddler.
No skill bar!
Serenity: Qwuit wookin' at meee!
Are you two friends?
They are! Hooray!
Anyway, party time!
Uncle Knack arrives with a beautiful plate of chocolate gnomes!
Inappropriate-Fairy: Hm, I wish I could talk to Affinity.
Affi: Uh, hi?
Inappropriate-Fairy: Hi Affinity!
And then people are practically running to reach Affi's bedroom.
Affi: So hey, I have this wish to flirt with someone other than my husba-
Ina-Fairy: Present time!
Affinity: Ugh.
He's probably here to flirt with Su, sorry.
Gift time!
Sage receives the ever-useful umbrella.
Zen gets a child oven.
Zen: I already have a-
Shh! Don't be rude!
Ooh, lobster.
Su gets mistletoe again. I'm not sure why people keep giving her that.
Finally, we get to the spouse-cheating!
Serenity: I don't wike what's gowing on out der.
How do you even know?
Leo: Bah! Two can play this game!
You wanted to divorce her!
He goes for it anyway. It's better than divorce.
One'o'Wands: Invasion! Call in reinforcements!
These snowmen don't stand a chance.
Sage starts yet another novel. Can't remember the name of this one. I imagine it's Princess of Something
Zen gets back to his important business.
Affinity writes and Leo remembers he still has a gardening book to read.
Su runs around upgrading things. <3
Finally!
Discord: Is this the one for me?
Not quite.
Zen then rolls the LTW to become a Master Magician - Which would be great, but he already has one? He does this a few times. It's odd.
Anyway, that's all I have for now. A bit sudden, I know, but
'Til next time!
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